1001 Rules for My Sister at College

1001 Rules for My Sister at College A primer for my eldest sibling, that she may find shore in an ocean of dorm showers, popped collars, all-nighters and beer bongs.

Rule No. 41: Take a wide variety of classes before you choose a major.

It will make you well rounded. Your sophomore Wednesdays should look like this: 10AM South African Literature; 11AM Beginning Trumpet; Noon - Lunch; 1PM The History of Cricket; 2PM Advanced Napping Techniques.