1001 Rules for My Sister at College

1001 Rules for My Sister at College A primer for my eldest sibling, that she may find shore in an ocean of dorm showers, popped collars, all-nighters and beer bongs.

beyondthereddoor:

The Young Republic - The Alchemist

SXSW Shows

3/17 - 11pm @ Maggie Mae’s

3/19 - 4:15pm @ Friends Bar

Free Energy - Free Energy

Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings - What Have You Done For Me Lately

So maybe I bit off more than I could chew…

…but to be fair, I assign a large portion of the blame to your sister-in-law who has diverted my creative juices elsewhere. The truth is that I don’t have 1001 rules for anyone about anything. And while I do consider most of what I’ve dispensed here to be good advice, I’m fairly certain that they can all be boiled down to three simple axioms:

  1. Be kind.
  2. Have fun.
  3. OU Sucks.

So…rather than continue to add “rules” to the site on an irregular basis, I’ll try post more frequently with music, books, links, etc. that I think you might enjoy, because, let’s face it, while my life advice might be dubious at best, my taste in music is impeccable…

Old men are fond of giving good advice, to console themselves for being no longer in a position to give bad examples. François La Rochefoucauld

Rule No. 57: Learn how to tap a keg.

It’s the single most impressive thing a girl can do in front of a guy.

Cake - Long Line of Cars

Rule No. 55: Subscribe to one good news magazine.

No celebrities, sports or fashion tips. NEWS! It will keep you well informed and well rounded.